¶ the incandescent subfusc wants a life away from greed and hypocrisy:

artificially peppy, chemically imbalanced, hardly easy, polyphonic colophon…

i know you... 

tyler would know what to do
And maybe you are really thinking of some pain-free, free-range pot-luck you went to last weekend or the earth's depleted ozone or the desperate need to stop cruel product testing on animals.

but probably not.