¶ the incandescent subfusc wants a life away from greed and hypocrisy:

artificially peppy, chemically imbalanced, hardly easy, polyphonic colophon…

i have been away for a while, but i’d like to tell you something 

while it sounds plausible, it's really quite a dumb idea if every damned thing was in RSS - then our RSS readers would be overflowing with too much information, much like our mail readers today. and then one day someone would call RSS feeds as "extraordinarily unreliable".