¶ the incandescent subfusc wants a life away from greed and hypocrisy:

artificially peppy, chemically imbalanced, hardly easy, polyphonic colophon…

Acquiring the skills to become an assassin for hire 

  • Learn to speak several languages fluently. If you are language-challenged, recruit a sidekick translator in the other country.
  • Buy a big gun or two and practice using them. Preferably at moving targets, not just the some lined up beer cans. Go with the laser sight and silencer options—this isn’t a time to cut corners.
  • Know how to sneak into countries undetected. Assassinations are all about timing. You'll need to be there when you say you’ll be there.
  • Get in shape. You never know when you might have to overpower the ever-present guard. Most bad guys these days have training in martial arts. You probably should, too.

tired of clicking the folder view button 

C:\WINDOWS\EXPLORER.EXE /n, /e, d:\myfolder